Oh, I just could not help myself. I saw these quotes on the internet and I am taking the lazy way out and just copying and pasting them right into my blog. Why not?
Enjoy!!!
Famous Women’s “Quotes”
“EVERY ONE’S ENTITLED TO MY OPINION” – MADONNA
“DON’T GET YOUR KNICKERS IN A KNOT. NOTHING IS SOLVED AND IT ONLY MAKES YOU WALK FUNNY.” – KATHRYN CARPENTER
“I’VE BEEN ON A CALENDAR, BUT I’VE NEVER BEEN ON TIME.” – MARILYN MONROE
“THE TROUBLE WITH BEING IN THE RAT RACE IS THAT EVEN IF YOU WIN…YOU’RE STILL A RAT.” – LILY TOMLIN
“HOUSE WORK CAN’T KILL YOU, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANCE” – PHYLISS DILLER
“I’M NOT GOING TO VACUMN ‘TIL SEARS MAKES ONE YOU CAN RIDE ON.” – ROSEANNE BARR
“I AM A MARVELOUS HOUSEKEEPER. EVERY TIME I LEAVE A MAN I KEEP HIS HOUSE” – ZSA ZSA GABOR
“MY HUSBAND AND I ARE EITHER GOING TO BUY A DOG OR HAVE A KID. WE CAN”T DECIDE WHETHER TO RUIN OUR CARPET OR RUIN OUR LIVES.” – RITA RUDNER
“I WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN, BUT MY FRIENDS SCARE ME. ONE OF MY FRIENDS TOLD ME SHE WAS IN LABOR FOR 36 HOURS. I DON”T EVEN WANT TO TO DO ANYTHING THAT FEELS GOOD FOR 36 HOURS.” – RITA RUDNER
“WHEN FACED WITH A DECISION ALWAYS ASK ” WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST FUN?” – PEGGY WALKER
“THE PROBLEM WITH WOMEN IS THAT THEY GET ALL WORRIED AND CRAZY ABOUT NOTHING AND THEN THEY MARRY HIM.” – CHER
” I THINK…THEREFORE I’M SINGLE.” – LIZ WINSTON
“REMEMBER, GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS.” – FAITH WHITTLESEY
“If YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE…..COME SIT BY ME.” – ALICE ROOSEVELT LONGWORTH
“I NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH OF WHAT I SAY IS TRUE.” – BETTE MIDLER
“THERE IS NOT ONE FEMALE COMEDIAN WHO WAS BEAUTIFUL AS A GIRL.” – JOAN RIVERS
“I BASE MOST OF MY FASHION SENSE ON WHAT DOESN’T ITCH.” – GILDA RADNER
“NORMAL IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.” – WHOOPI GOLDBERG
“IF MEN CAN RUN THE WORLD, WHY CAN’T THEY STOP WEARING NECKTIES? “HOW INTELLIGENT IS IT TO START THE DAY BY TYING A NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK?” – LINDA ELLERBEE
“IF YOU’RE ALL WRAPPED UP IN YOURSELF, YOU’RE OVER DRESSED.” –
KATE HALVERSON
“IN PASSING, ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THE FIRST TIME ADAM HAD A CHANCE HE LAID THE BLAME ON A WOMAN.” – NANCY ASTOR
“A WOMAN WITHOUT A MAN IS LIKE A FISH WITHOUT A BICYCLE.” – GLORIA STEINEM
“WHATEVER WOMEN DO, THEY MUST DO TWICE AS WELL AS MEN TO BE “HALF AS GOOD. LUCKILY, THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT.” – CHARLOTTE WHITTON
“THE BEST WAY TO GET MOST HUSBANDS TO DO SOMETHING IS TO SUGGEST THAT PERHAPS THEY’RE TOO OLD TO DO IT.” – ANN BANCROFT
“MEN ARE LIKE A FINE WINE. THEY ALL START OUT LIKE GRAPES, AND IT’S OUR JOB TO STOMP ON THEM AND KEEP THEM IN THE DARK UNTIL THEY MATURE INTO SOMETHING YOU’D LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH.” – AUTHOR UNNAMED
” I THINK MEN WHO HAVE PIERCED EARS ARE BETTER PREPARED FOR MARRIAGE. THEY’VE EXPERIENCED PAIN AND BOUGHT JEWELRY.” – RITA RUDNER
“NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT.” – PHYLLIS DILLER
“MY MOTHER BURIED THREE HUSBANDS, AND TWO OF THEM WERE JUST NAPPING.” – RITA RUDNER
“PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING COUPLES WHOSE MARRIAGES HAVE ENDURED AT LEAST A QUARTER OF A CENTURY FOR THEIR SECRET FOR SUCCESS. ACTUALLY, IT IS NO SECRET AT ALL. I AM A FORGIVING WOMAN. LONG AGO, I FORGAVE MY HUSBAND FOR NOT BEING PAUL NEWMAN.” – ERMA BOMBECK